Some readers felt that we gave a certain world renowned MNT research scientist a hard time recently, but as greater minds than ours wrote, to err is human, to forgive divine.
In that spirit we now wholeheartedly admit without reservation that nanobots are indeed possible, and have also thankfully been proven to be safe and wish to apologize to the entire MNT community for accusing them of deliberately wasting our time for the past ten years, attempting to peddle dogma as science, suggesting that they need a wash and a haircut, need to get out more and generally being several nanobots short of a plate of grey goo.
In spite of our past skepticism, we are now eagerly looking forward to having free energy and food, making poverty history, growing a second head and riding a space elevator to the moon by next Wednesday.
All of this has been enabled using a cheap, environmentally friendly technology known as the graphite tipped Nanolithographical Nanotoolbox.