Conferences are all about networking, but some people need a little help. Enter the latest wacky idea, nanosecond networking.
Nanosecond networking is a kind of random speed dating where you get a list of hot dates picked by a computer. Fortunately every four minutes rather than every nanosecond the bell rings and everyone plays musical chairs. Like much of nanotechnology, it seems a complex solution to something already existing in nature in this case Brownian Motion, but takes the prize for this weeks most gratuitous use of the n-word.